A beautiful young woman came home from London. She belonged to a small village, was from a Catholic family. After three or four years of living in London she had become very rich; she came back to see her parents. The mother could not believe her eyes. She asked, "How did you manage? You have become so rich -- such beautiful clothes, a diamond ring, a beautiful car!"
And the girl said, "Mother, I have become a prostitute."
Just hearing this the mother fainted, became unconscious. When she came back she asked again, "What did you say?"
The girl said, "Mother, I said I have become a prostitute."
And the mother started laughing and she said, "I misunderstood you -- I thought you said you had become a Protestant." 
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