A man picked up by a prostitute in a bar is amazed by the college pennants and diplomas ornamenting the walls of her room.
"Are these your diplomas?" he asks.
"Sure," she says airily. "I have my Master of Arts from Columbia, and took my Ph.D. in Shakespeare at Oxford."
The man is incredulous. "But how did a girl like you get into a profession like this?"
"I don't know," she says. "Just lucky, I guess." 
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