Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Dreams

A cat is sitting on a tree, giggling and smiling. And a dog looks up and asks, “What is the matter, you idiot?”
And the cat says, “I was just having a beautiful afternoon nap and I dreamed that it is raining, very fast, strong rain, and the most amazing part is, it is not water that is raining, it is mice.”
The dog was very angry. He said, “You idiot. You will never grow out of your retardedness. In my holy scriptures there are instances when it has rained, but it has rained always cats, never rats!”